Peter And The Wolf/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Peter and the Wolf".

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NARRATOR: I'm Going To Tell You The Story Of Peter And The Wolf. It's a Looney Tunes Musical Story Where Each Character Is Played By Looney Tunes Characters And Each Character Is Represented By Different Instruments Of The Orchestra. Peter Is Played By Bugs Bunny And He's Represented By The Violin.

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BUGS (as Peter): Good Morning Speedy!

SPEEDY (As Villager): Buenos Dias Peter!

BUGS (as Peter): Good Morning

PORKY (As Villager): Good Morning Peter!

VILLAGER: Peter! I Picked a Pickled Pepper!

BUGS (As Peter): Really? Thank You Sir!

NARRATOR: The Mean Wolf Is Ralph. He's Represented By The French Horn.

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VILLAGER: What Is That Sound? Did You Hear That Sound?

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RALPH: (Howling)

PORKY (As Villager): Peter! Run Home And Stay Inside! There Is One Big Dangerous Wolf On The Loose!

BUGS (As Peter): a Wolf?!

SPEEDY (As Villager): Somebody's Got To Catch That Wolf And Save Our Village! (Screams)

NARRATOR: Elmer Fudd Is a Rabbit Hunter But In This Story He's a Wolf Hunter. He's Represented By The Timpani.

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ELMER (As Hunter): I'm Off To Catch The Wolf! (Laughing) Whoa. Did You Hear That? I'll Go Check. Shh...Be Vewy Quiet! I'm Hunting a Wolf! (Laughing)

NARRATOR: Peter's Grandfather Is Played By Marvin Martian And He's Represented By The Bassoon.

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MARVIN (As Grandfather): There's a Wolf On The Loose? Well, We'd Better Get Inside The Gate Where It's Safe. Come On Peter!

BUGS (As Peter): Yes Sir.

MARVIN (As Grandfather): I Hope Somebody Catches That Wolf.

BUGS (As Peter): I Have An Idea! Maybe I Can Catch The Wolf!

NARRATOR: Now Peter Has Animals Friends. For Example, Birdie Is Represented By The Flute.

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TWEETY (As Birdie): (Giggling)

NARRATOR: Ducky Is Represented By The Oboe.

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DAFFY (As Ducky): (Quacking)

NARRATOR: Last, Puddy Tat Is Represented By The Clarinet.

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SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): (Meowing)

NARRATOR: Now For Our Story. Early one morning, Peter opened the gate and walked out into the big green meadow.

[Music Begins]

NARRATOR: As He Strolls Along, He Decides To Go Out After Him.

BUGS (As Peter): I'm Going To Catch a Wolf And Save The Village All By Myself! Oh, Why Did I Hear Music?

(Zoe Buchansky arrives to Bugs Bunny of being Peter.)

BUGS (As Peter): Oh! Hello! Are You Coming Along?

(Zoe Buchansky plays the violin which means "Yep!".)

BUGS (As Peter): OK! This Is Going To Be Fun! Try To Keep Up!

(Zoe Buchansky plays the violin while tries to look for Bugs Bunny of being Peter.)

BUGS (As Peter): Gotcha! (Laughing) Boy, You Kept Up Very Well. You Did, You Did. Mm-Hmm

(Flute Playing)

BUGS (As Peter): Oh! What's That?

(Colleen Dalton arrives at Peter's village.)

BUGS (As Peter): Where Did You Come From?

TWEETY (As Birdie): Yoo-Hoo!

(Peter Bugs Bunny and Zoe Buchansky are looking up in the tree and they saw Tweety of being the bird.)

BUGS (As Peter): Hi Birdie!

(Tweety as Bird who is flying from the tree.)

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hi Peter! Hey! Who Are You? Oh, I See You've Got a Rope There! Where Are You Going? Huh? Peter? Huh?

BUGS (As Peter): To Catch a Wolf.

TWEETY (As Birdie): a Wolf? Wow! That Sounds Exciting! Can I Come Peter? Please? Please? Please?

BUGS (As Peter): Well, Okay

TWEETY (As Birdie): Great!

BUGS (As Peter): Come On! Follow Me! But Stay Close. Wolves Are Very Dangerous.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Where Do You Think The Wolf Could Be?

BUGS (As Peter): Oh I Don't Know He Could Be Anywhere.

(Crunching)

(Twig Cracking)

BUGS (As Peter): Did You Hear That?

TWEETY (As Birdie): What Was That? WHAT WAS THAT?!

BUGS (As Peter): It Might Be The Wolf! Get Ready!

(Peter Bugs Bunny looks for the wolf)

NARRATOR: Suddenly, They Hear Twigs Cracking And Crunching Lots Of Food, It Was Ducky Waddling Around. He Was Happy That Peter Couldn't Close The Gate.

(The Orchestra plays peter and the duck music, while Daffy Duck arrives at the meadow.)

BUGS (As Peter): Oh Look! It's Just The Duck!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Hmm? Hmm?

BUGS (As Peter): And Another Musician! Hey, Where Are You People Coming From?

DAFFY (As Ducky): Hiya Guys!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hi Ducky! Boy! Are We Glad To See You!

BUGS (As Peter): Yeah!

TWEETY (As Birdie): We Thought You Were Someone Else.

BUGS (As Peter): Yeah!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hey, Peter And I Are Going Hunting And Those People Are Coming With Us!

BUGS (As Peter): Yeah!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Hunting? That Sounds Pretty Interesting.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Well, You Want To Come Along?

DAFFY (As Ducky): Well...Ok, I Guess I Could Do That. What Are You Hunting For Anyway?

TWEETY (As Birdie): Well, We're Hunting For a Wolf.

DAFFY (As Ducky): Oh! What?! Hunting For a Wolf?! A WOLF?! A WOLF! OH NO! (Screaming)

BUGS (As Peter): Wait, Wait, Ducky, Ducky, Ducky, Ducky!

DAFFY (As Ducky): I Got To Get Out Of Here!

BUGS (As Peter): Wait! Ducky!

DAFFY (As Ducky): There's a Wolf On The Loose! Woo-Hoo!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Don't Worry!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Don't Tell Me To Worry! Wolves Eat Little Animals Like Us For Lunch!!!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Oh, Well, Don't Be Afraid.

BUGS (As Peter): No.

TWEETY (As Birdie): We're Going To Catch The Wolf!

BUGS (As Peter): Yeah! Come On!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Oh? Oh? Yeah? You Will? Oh, Okay.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): I'll Give Them Something To Be Afraid Of. (Meowing)

(Sylvester As Puddy Tat who tries to sneak Bugs Bunny as Peter and His Friends.)

DAFFY (As Ducky): So Guys, What Are We Actually Talking About Here? You Say You're Gonna Catch The Wolf, But You're Not Just Going To Be Grabbing The Wolf And Like Pushing Him Down Or Anything. Right?

BUGS (As Peter): Oh No No Ducky You See, I Have a Rope.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Yeah, Peter's Gotta Plan! Peter's Very Brave

DAFFY (As Ducky): Brilliant!

ALL: (Jumpscare)

DAFFY (As Ducky): THE WOLF! IT'S A WOLF!! A WOLF!!!

TWEETY (As Birdie): I TAUT I TAW A PUDDY TAT!!!!!!!!

BUGS (As Peter): No No It's Just a Cat.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Puddy Tat! You Scared us!

BUGS (As Peter): Bad Bad Kitty!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Yeah, You Can't Just Go Around Jumping Out At People Like That.

BUGS (As Peter): That Wasn't Very Nice.

TWEETY (As Birdie): No!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Who Said Anything About Being Nice?

TWEETY (As Birdie): Well I'm Not Going, If The Cat Is Going.

DAFFY (As Ducky): Who Do You Think You Are? You're Always Such a Naughty Pussy Cat!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Yeah, Well I'd Rather Be Pussy Than Friendly.

BUGS (As Peter): Hold It Hold It Hold It! Now Listen, If You All Want To Come With Me To Catch The Wolf, Well Then, Then We Have To Learn To Get Along And Work Together! All Right?

DAFFY (As Ducky): Yep Yep Yep! He's Got a Point. He's Got a Point.

BUGS (As Peter): Good! Good! I Was Very Glad! Now We Can Hunt For a Wolf And Nothing Is Going To Stand In Our Way!

NARRATOR: But Guess Who Was Standing In Peter's Way? His Grandfather. He Was So Mad That He Went Out Of The Meadow.

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Peter! What Are You Doing Out Here In The Meadow? It's Dangerous Out Here! There's A Wolf On The Loose!

BUGS (as Peter): Yes! And I Am Going To Catch That Wolf!

MARVIN (As Grandfather): What? No, You're Not!

BUGS (as Peter): Huh?

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Oh, The Wolf Might Catch You First!

BUGS (as Peter): (Grunting)

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Now, I Want You To Inside The Gate. So, Follow Me. Come On.

(Bugs as Peter, The Boston Pops Orchestra and Bugs's friends are walking through Grandfather's House.)

DAFFY (as Ducky): [Groaning], Oh.

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): (Laughing)

(Bugs as Peter and Marvin as Grandfather are led them gate, closes the gate, Marvin as Grandfather is locking the gate and he walks off to the door.)

BUGS (as Peter): Sorry, Everybody. I Guess We Can't Catch The Wolf Today After All.

DAFFY (as Ducky): Aww, Shucks.

TWEETY (as Birdie): This is so disappointing.

DAFFY (as Ducky): Yeah, I Wanted To Do This.

BUGS (as Peter): What's That? Where Is That Music Coming From?

[French Horn Playing]

TWEETY (as Birdie): You Think We Can Go Hunting Another Day?

DAFFY (as Ducky): Without Peter And His Rope?

TWEETY (as Birdie): Oh, Yeah.

DAFFY (as Ducky): I Don't Think So.

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): Where--Where Are They Going?

DAFFY (as Ducky): Hey, Oboe Player!

TWEETY (as Birdie): They're Leaving. Is It Something We Said?

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): Even The Flute Left.

BUGS (as Peter): That Can't Be Good.

DAFFY (as Ducky): Oh, No. What's Going On Here?

TWEETY (as Birdie): They Seemed In A Hurry.

DAFFY (as Ducky): Yeah, Where'd They Go? I'm Getting A Strange Feeling.

TWEETY (as Birdie): Why Did They Leave Us?

DAFFY (as Ducky): I Don't Know, I'm Telling Ya.

TWEETY (as Birdie): You Think It's OK?

RALPH: [Growling]

BUGS (as Peter): [Making Stuttering Sounds]

NARRATOR (offscreen.): It Was The Wolf. The Animals Didn't See Him. And He Was Heading Right For Them.

BUGS (as Peter): [Making Gibberish Sounds]

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): What's He Trying To Say?

DAFFY (as Ducky): I Don't Know?

TWEETY (as Birdie): He Looks Like He's Having An Episode.

BUGS (as Peter): [Making Gibberish Sounds], What? No Way. Um. But, Uh. Tu--Tu--Tu--Turn Around!

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): Hey! Nobody tells me what to do! I'm outta here! (Sees the wolf) Ahh! What Should I Do?

BUGS (as Peter): Run!

SYLVESTER (as Puddy Tat): (Screaming)

NARRATOR: Boy He's So Mean. In a Twinkling, Puddy Tat Climbed Up The Tree, And Ralph Almost Grabs Him.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Aah! Gangway!

RALPH: [Growling]

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): [Groaning]

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hi.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Huh, Scaredy Cat!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Huh?

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Uhh.

NARRATOR: The Wolf Couldn't Reach Them Up In The Tree, So He Went After The Duck Instead!

BUGS (As Peter): Look Out, Duck! Look Out! Oh! Oh, No! Oh!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Aaah!

RALPH: (Roaring)

TWEETY (As Birdie): Oh, I Can't Look.

NARRATOR: But No Matter How Hard The Duck Tried To Run, He Couldn't Escape The Wolf!

TWEETY (As Birdie): What's Happening?

NARRATOR: He Was Getting Nearer... And Nearer... Catching Up To Him!

DAFFY (As Ducky): Aaaah! Aah!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Is He All Right?

NARRATOR: And Then: He Ate Him! And With 1 Gulp, Swallowed Him.

DAFFY (As Ducky): Ouch! That Hurts! Where Am I? OH NO! (Crying) I'm Trapped Inside The Wolf's Belly! Wait! I'm Not Dead! I'm Still Alive Inside His Belly! I'll Be a Puppeteer! Yes Sir! I'll Help Him!

RALPH: (Growling And Roaring)

TWEETY (As Birdie): Uh-Oh.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): I'm Not Afraid or Anything, But I Think I'll Just Move Over Here. For No Reason. Save Me.

RALPH: [Growling]

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Oh. Oh, Boy.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Oh, No! We're Trapped! What Are We Going To Do?

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Uhh, I Wish I Knew! Ohh!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Ohh!

NARRATOR: Peter Couldn't Just Stand By While His Friends Were In Trouble.

BUGS (as Peter): Oh, Boy. What Am I Going To Do? What Am I Going To Do? I Have To Do Something! Think, Think, Think, Peter, Think, Think, Think. Oh, Yeah! [Grunting]

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Hey, What's Peter Doing?

TWEETY (As Birdie): I Think He's Coming To Help Us! Come On Pete! You Can Do It, You're Almost There!

BUGS (as Peter): [Grunting]

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Hi.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Great, Pete.

BUGS (as Peter): Hi There, Everybody.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Yeah, Right.

RALPH: [Growling]

BUGS (as Peter): Uh-Oh. Hmm... All Right, Listen: I've Got A Plan. We're Going To Catch The Wolf With This Rope Right Here And Tie It To The Tree So He Can't Chase You Anymore. But We Have To Work Together. So Birdie, You Fly Down There And Get The Wolf's Attention. But Be Careful! HUH?

TWEETY (As Birdie): You Got It, Peter! Hey, There, Wolf! Look At Me! Ha Ha! Bet You Can't Catch Me!

RALPH: [Growling]

TWEETY (As Birdie): Ha! Ah! Ah! Ha Ha! Wheee! Yoo-Hoo! Ha Ha!

NARRATOR: Peter Made A Lasso With His Rope And Lowered It Down While The Wolf Wasn't Looking.

BUGS (as Peter): Here We Go, Dude.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Go For It.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hey, Hey, Wolf, Wolf! Look At Me! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): No, No, No.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): To The Left, The Left-- I Mean The Right, The Right, The Right.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Look At Me, Look At Me! Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!

RALPH: (Screaming)

TWEETY (As Birdie): Got Him! Hold On! Hold On!

[All Screaming]

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hold On!

RALPH: [Growling]

TWEETY (As Birdie): Whoa! Ho Ho Ho! Hey, Hold On.

RALPH: [Panting]

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): He's Stopped Pulling.

TWEETY (As Birdie): What's The Wolf Doing?

RALPH: (Laughing)

BUGS (as Peter): This Can't Be Good.

RALPH: [Growling]

TWEETY (As Birdie): Uh-Oh! There Goes Our Escape Route.

BUGS (as Peter): Oh Man.

RALPH: [Growling]

All: (Shocked)

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): OK, Mr. "I've Got A Plan," What Do We Do Now?

BUGS (as Peter): I Don't Know. If We Climb Down, The Wolf Can Still Get Us! Oh, No! There's No Way Out!

NARRATOR: That's What Bugs Bunny Said. Just Then, Elmer Fudd Came Out Of The Forest.

BUGS (As Peter): It's a Hunter! That Means We're Saved!

ELMER (As Hunter): I'm Here To Catch Him! I Even Had a Musician! (Laughing) I'm Came To Catch The Wolf!

BUGS (As Peter): But We Already Caught The Wolf! He's Right Down There!

RALPH: (Growls)

ELMER: (As Hunter) Oh My God!

BUGS (As Peter): Don't Worry! We've Got Him By The Tail! We Just Need You To Tie Him Up.

ELMER (As Hunter): Oh Well! If I Don't Have a Gun! I'll Have a Net Instead. (Laughing) OK. Be Still! I'm Going To...Kill..Da..Wolf! (Screaming And Painting)

BUGS (As Peter): Yes!

ELMER (As Hunter): I Did It! I Caught The Wolf! (Laughing) It's Ok. I Won't Let Them Hurt You. But No More Of That Stuff, Okay? That's a Good Boy. Yeah, Ok.

BUGS (As Peter): Elmer! We Should Have Known You Come To Hunt Me!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Well I Guess His Very Rascally.

(Laughing)

BUGS (As Peter): Thanks Elmer For Catching The Mean Wolf!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Hey! We Caught The Wolf! Not Him!

BUGS (As Peter): Well, Everybody Helped. So Everybody Caught The Wolf.

TWEETY (As Birdie): Hey Guys! You Know What This Means? This Means We Can All Work Together! We Cooperated!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Oh No! Don't Tell Me We Cooperated! Oh Meow!

(Laughing)

ELMER (As Hunter): Well, But We Wouldn't Have Done It At All, If It Wasn't For Peter!

ALL: (Cheering)

BUGS (As Peter): Aw, Thanks Everybody! I Couldn't Have Done It Without All Of You! (Laughing)

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Hey! Where Have You Guys Been?

BUGS (As Peter): Yeah, We Haven't Seen You Since The Wolf Showed Up!

TWEETY (As Birdie): Right! When You Ran Away And Hid!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Some Help You Were! When The Going Got Tough, You Got Going!

BUGS (As Peter): Well, It Doesn't Matter Now Anyway. The Important Thing Is That We Caught The Wolf. I've Gotta Tell My Grandfather! Come On Wolf, Come On, Come On, Grandfather! Grandfather! Grandfather! Grandfather! Look What We Did!

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Peter! What Are You Doing Outside The Gate?! Now I Thought I Told...AAHH!! WOLF! OH! Run For Your Life! Save Yourself!

BUGS (As Peter): No Grandfather, Grandfather! Don't Worry! The Wolf Can't Hurt Anyone! He's All Tied Up! See?

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Ah! So It Is! Well, What Happened?

RALPH: (Muffels)

ELMER (As Hunter): I'll Tell You What Happened!

BUGS (As Peter): What?

ELMER (As Hunter): Peter Happened!!! He Got Us To All Work Together To Catch The Wolf! Peter's The Best! (Laughing)

TWEETY (As Birdie): Yeah! And, And Then He Saved Our Lives! We Were Stuck In The Tree And The Wolf Was Gonna Eat Us, But Peter Saved Us!

ALL: (Cheering)

ELMER (As Hunter): By Catching The Wolf, Peter Has Saved The Entire Village!

ALL: (Cheering)

ELMER (As Hunter): Oh My!

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Hmm.

BUGS (As Peter): Is Grandfather Angry With Me?

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Of Course I Am.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Oh, Good! Pussiness.

MARVIN (As Grandfather): You Didn't Listen!

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): There's Been Too Much Pussy Happiness Today.

MARVIN (As Grandfather): I Told You To Stay Inside The Gate! What You Did Was Dangerous! What If Something Had Happened To You?

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): Let Him Have It Grandpa! Don't Hold Back! You Can Get Just As Pussy As You Like! (Meowing)

BUGS (As Peter): Oh, Grandfather Is Right: I Should Have Listened. Now I Know How Dangerous It Is To Hunt For Wolves. I'm Very Sorry.

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Well...What You Did Was Very Wrong...And I'm Angry Because I Was Scared For You Peter. But, Heh, I'm Glad You're All Right.

BUGS (As Peter): Oh, Thank You Grandfather.

SYLVESTER (As Puddy Tat): True Friendship? Duh!

MARVIN (As Grandfather): Now, Come On! Let's Go Show Everyone In The Village That You Caught The Wolf!

BUGS (As Peter): Okay!

ALL: (Cheering)

ELMER (As Hunter): So, Uh, Where's The Drums, Eh?

MARVIN (As Grandfather): It's Safe To Come Out Everyone! Come And See What My Grandson Had Done!

SPEEDY (As Villager): Oh! Look Everyone! Peter Has Caught The Wolf!

BUGS (As Peter): I'm Back! We're Back!

ALL: (Cheering Continues)

PORKY (As Villager): Congratulations Peter!

ALL: (Cheering)

SPEEDY (As Villager): Because Of Peter, Our Village Is Safe!

ALL: (Cheering)

BUGS (As Peter): (Laughing)

NARRATOR: And If You Listen Carefully, You Can Here Ducky Quacking And Whooping Inside His Belly. Because The Wolf In His Hurry, He Had Swallowed Him, Alive.

DAFFY (As Ducky): Tickle Tickle Tickle!

RALPH: (Giggling)

DAFFY (As Ducky): It's Working! (Whooping)

RALPH: (Feeling Sick)

DAFFY (As Ducky): (Continues Whooping And Quacking)

RALPH: (Coughs And Throws Up)

DAFFY (As Ducky): I'm Alive! (Whooping) Or Am I?

That's All Folks!